Only like four people have said happy birthday to me that I know but hey ya know, I’ll take what I get haha
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"
'Truth or Dare' should be renamed to 'Interrogation or Humiliation'.
i remember the day you told me you were leaving
i remember the hair dye running down your face
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.