once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
"I am not comfortable with you hacking into anything at my airport."
"Then don’t make it so easy."
-Walter O’Brien, sassypants mcgee
Only like four people have said happy birthday to me that I know but hey ya know, I’ll take what I get haha
"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"
'Truth or Dare' should be renamed to 'Interrogation or Humiliation'.