The Wanted Preferences :) enjoy!
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via oneofsamsonenightstands)

vanehwasreal:

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via rachelemmaharper)

if-you-dont-swimm-youll-drown:

'Truth or Dare' should be renamed to 'Interrogation or Humiliation'.

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via gerardwayholic)

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via orgasmic-humor)

michael5zoz:

i remember the day you told me you were leaving

i remember the hair dye running down your face

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(via forgetwhat-youthought)

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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

(via kikibuttahfly)

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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(via provemewrongs)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot, via orgasmic-humor)

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

(via orgasmic-humor)