The Wanted Preferences :) enjoy!

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via draco-inthe-impala-inthe-tardis)

(Source: africant, via shabooples2)

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via shabooples2)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via shabooples2)

nowitallbegins:

"I am not comfortable with you hacking into anything at my airport."

"Then don’t make it so easy."

-Walter O’Brien, sassypants mcgee

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the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

the-groundskeeper:

the-groundskeeper:

what i did in graphic design class today is

this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me

(via spenceeeeeeeeer)

IT’S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY

Only like four people have said happy birthday to me that I know but hey ya know, I’ll take what I get haha

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via oneofsamsonenightstands)

vanehwasreal:

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via rachelemmaharper)

if-you-dont-swimm-youll-drown:

'Truth or Dare' should be renamed to 'Interrogation or Humiliation'.